Just Two Nerds

On our first (and possibly only) business tip here on Just Two Nerds, I will show you how to heavily annoy your customer. I will also show you how to lose almost all credibility that you have built with your customer. It’s really easy too… simply show up for an unannounced sales [...]

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OK…  I understand that apartments do not want cars speeding through their complexes at obscene speeds.  One way that these complexes will enforce these speed limits is by installing speed bumps.  I think that small speed bumps are fine, but I have a huge problem with speed bumps where I cringe when I am going [...]

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So I’m taking a class called “Religious and Theological Interpretations of America”, which is a really impressive way to say “small seminar class concerning religious understandings of this country”. The professor is loud and likes to talk, which isn’t always a bad thing, except when you need her to like you so that she [...]

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If I had seizures, I’d almost be afraid to watch TV commercials anymore… So far this week there were two commercials that were COMPLETELY unnecessary. One, a Verizon ad with a flashing/strobe effect going on through most of the commercial. Second, an ad for a local Saturn or Kia dealership here in [...]

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Dear Microsoft,
I just wanted to thank you for waiting so long to release your Daylight Savings Time patches for Windows and Exchange Server. Even though the new law was passed way back in 2005, you decided that it would be a great idea to wait until late January 2007 to release your adjustments. Yes, that [...]

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